The FilmCow Time Vault

An archive of FilmCow (and pre-FilmCow) videos that are old enough for us to be embarrassed about.


World of Dentists
(2007)
Live Action – 19:31
In a world… where dentists rule…

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Eduardo Spatulahands (2006)
Live Action – 15:20
He has spatulas… for HANDS.  IT’S CRAZY.

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Richard Crumb: Multidimensional Investment Banker (2005)
Live Action – 17:11
Investment banking, one dimension at a time.

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The Kumquat Eaters (2005)
Live Action – 8:54
They’re coming… for your kumquats!

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A Man and His Elephant (2005)
Live Action – 3:45
Just a man and his favorite elephant.

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Attack of the Man-Eating Giraffes (2004)
Live Action – 12:34
When giraffes go wild and crazy.

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Full Sail Spatula Madness (2004)
Animation – 6:14
The origins of Spatula Madness.  If you weren’t in my class at Full Sail you will not understand any of this.

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Bloodlust and Sock Puppets (2004)
Live Action – 15:24
A murder most foul, and also some sock puppets.

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Op4: Operator (2004)
Live Action – 9:32
A movie about who knows what.  One of the few movies here I didn’t write.

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Curbside Love (2004)
Live Action – 2:29
The intense and magical love of a trash can.

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Hangin’ Out at the Grill (2004)
Live Action / Animation5:00
Created for a 48 hour film contest.  It’s about a chill grill.

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Repent (2004)
Live Action  – 3:49
Created for a 48 hour film contest.  Guest starring my terrible mustache.

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The Rescue (2004)
Live Action  – 2:46
Hey remember when that stupid Evanescence song was everywhere?

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The Savannas (2004)
Live Action  – 2:52
A video my brother made for a science class.  I helped with the fabulous special effects and such.

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The Legomatrix Revolutions (2004)
Animation  – 1:51
Even more Matrix and Lego!

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Original Eduardo Spatulahands (2003)
Live Action  – 15:41
These are my hands!

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Evolution of the Unicorn (2003)
Animation  – 1:25
I had a program that did art filters, so I made this.

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Jailbreak (2003)
Live Action  – 2:02
Some people breaking out of jail or whatever.

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Ninja Commercial (2003)
Live Action  – :30
A group project from my digital video class at Full Sail.  I did the concept, shot planning, and editing / effects.

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Battle for the Portal (2003)
Animation  – 10:42
Created for Newgrounds.  Lots of references no one will understand anymore!

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The Legomatrix (2003)
Animation  – 2:00
It’s that lots-of-Smiths scene from “The Matrix Reloaded”, but with awkward CG legos!

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Overdue Library Books (2003)
Live Action  – 4:21
My final high school TV productions video.  The guy I filmed with was sick and fell asleep while recording this.

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TigerZine Commercial (2003)
Animation  – 1:29
An ad I did for my high school’s intranet.  Which I ran, off a Linux box, in Linux Club.  I was invited to lots of parties.

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Secret Agent Bob (2003)
Animation  – 17:16
Secret Agent Bob vs the Man-Eating Giraffes.

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Tomato (2002)
Live Action  – 8:33
My brother made this.  It’s a spoof of my video “Orange.”

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Orange (2002)
Live Action – 11:28
Possibly the worst movie I’ve ever made.  It has dragons, and Tim.

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The Gourd 2 (2002)
Live Action  – 4:00
The action-packed sequel, now with 0% gourd!

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The Board (2002)
Live Action  – 5:15
My brother made this.  It was a spoof of my video “The Gourd.”  It is better than “The Gourd.”

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PSA Awards Video (2002)
Live Action  – 4:25
An intro video for a high school anti-drunk driving video competition ceremony.

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Drunk Driving PSA (2002)
Live Action  – 0:59
Don’t drink and drive, or you’ll crash into terrible green screen effects.  This was for a high school competition.

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Bag Man (2002)
Live Action  – 1:40
An informative video I made for my high school TV productions class.

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Eraser Man Wars (2002)
Stop Motion  – 0:42
This is how I spent one day in my high school TV productions class.

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The Gourd (2001)
Live Action  – 5:01
A magical gourd has appeared, or something.

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Bob and the Pond (2001)
Animation  – 2:17
Created for a high school environmental science class.

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