Style, class, intelligence, charisma… Robert’s got all that and a bag of chips!
YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD62d9XhHxY
QuickTime:
http://filmcow.com/movies/thats-our-robert/
I’m playing Skyrim right now. I’m a wizard. A mighty wizard. It would be nice if dragons stopped attacking my wizarding school, like, every single day.
These are marshmallows:
I cannot eat most marshmallows because I am a vegetarian and they are most often made with gelatin. Luckily, some people make marshmallows with agar instead, and I can eat those. And they are delicious. It has recently been brought to my attention that marshmallows were originally made from marshmallow plants. It is now a quest of mine to find and eat some marshmallow plant marshmallows. I like quests.
Anyway, here is Marshmallow People 2:
YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFYHaGUFJ-s
QuickTime:
http://www.filmcow.com/movies/marshmallow-people-2/
ENJOY, MY BLOG BUDDIES.
Hello everyone! As promised, here is “Jurassic Park 5.” I truly hope that you enjoy this cinematic masterwork I have created.
YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3XtnCUcZb4
QuickTime:
http://www.filmcow.com/movies/jurassic-park-5/
In other news, WOW, seals taking naps are FREAKING ADORABLE.
We’ve put together a little advertisement for “Nick: The Feature Film.” I hope you enjoy it.
YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlQJtWTZeiI
QuickTime:
http://www.filmcow.com/movies/filmcownews/
You can order your copy of Nick: The Feature Film here for only $6 plus shipping! Wow! So much Nick for your money!
"Hey. I'm Nick."
Let me tell you about Nick.
Nick is my cousin, and he’s a pretty cool guy. So cool, in fact, that I decided to make an entire feature film about him called “Nick: The Feature Film – A Day in the Life of America’s Favorite Sweetheart.”
It stars the usual FilmCow live-action crew, as well as my good friend Robert Benfer. Making this movie took quite a bit of time and effort… the filming itself took an ENTIRE DAY. Can you believe that? A whole day! There was no script, just a basic story outline. Nearly everything in the movie was improvised.
The plot of Nick: The Feature Film is this…
Robert Benfer, an eccentric independent filmmaker, runs into Nick at a bowling alley and immediately becomes deeply obsessed with him. In order to learn everything he can about his new obsession, Robert has decided to follow him around with a camera crew and fully document an average day in his life. Things seem to be going well until Nick’s “best friend” Chris shows up…
OH MAN, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! So, how can you see this marvelous new film? It’s available on DVD, of course! The movie is around 75 minutes long, and the DVD includes a 20 minute behind-the-scenes video, outtakes, deleted scenes, and two commentary tracks (one about the movie, and the other about the history of FilmCow’s live-action projects.)
That could be YOUR giant hand!
The cost of the DVD is $6 plus shipping. I’m using Kunaki to sell this, so basic shipping is $4.30. Which means that Nick: The Feature Film can be yours for a little over 10 bucks. Every sale helps fund future FilmCow cartoons and live-action projects, so order today! Or tomorrow. Or next week sometime.
Click here to order via Credit Card
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The DVD is region-free NTSC. So for non-US customers, please make sure your DVD player can play NTSC discs before ordering (the majority of them can, as can all computer or laptop DVD players as well as the Xbox 360 and PS3.) Also, a note to PayPal customers… due to weirdness in how Kunaki handles PayPal orders, you might not get a confirmation e-mail, but don’t worry, your order went through. If you’re worried about it contact me directly and I can verify your order.
I’ll be setting up a “Nick” page in the FilmCow store soon, and there’s an ad I’m making for YouTube that’ll go online at some point over the next week.
So, yeah! It’s Nick’s very first feature-length adventure! Hopefully this sells well so we can make “Nick’s Hawaiian Vacation” and “Nick Goes to Washington.”
One last thing, because I’m sure this is going to be asked: more cartoons coming soon! I am deeply sorry about the extended delay. We have a lot planned, so stay tuned!
In the meantime, why not check out… Nick: The Feature Film – A Day in the Life of America’s Favorite Sweetheart, now available on DVD!
