Llama Rap

Posted by Jason Steele | Wednesday 22 April 2009 4:10 pm

My cousin Chris was over last night, and we spent about an hour putting together the only rap song in history to use the word “lanolin.”

For your listening pleasure: The Llama Rap

Lyrics:

Llama llama llama
Llama llama llama

I’m a South American camelid,
Here to bust a rhyme like you know a llama never did.

You say I’m for packin’, all I pack is heat.
Shootin’ down the Incas while I lay these phat beats!

My coat ain’t got no lanolin,
Makes me look all woolly and soft as I’m strollin’.

Pickin’ up some llama bitches in my Kia.
Yeah. I drive a Kia.

Llama llama llama
Llama llama llama

You just got EDUCATED.
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8 Comments

  1. Comment by Doijj — April 22, 2009 @ 6:23 pm

    RAP!……………………………………….

    :(

  2. Comment by Logan — April 22, 2009 @ 8:08 pm

    Wow….That was actually pretty good. It was suprisingly catchy.

  3. Comment by Blane — April 22, 2009 @ 8:37 pm

    Oh wow

  4. Comment by AFry — April 22, 2009 @ 11:07 pm

    respect.

  5. Comment by Polkm — April 22, 2009 @ 11:38 pm

    Wow what did I just ingest.

  6. Comment by Jason Williams — April 23, 2009 @ 5:28 am

    Nice, but a Kia???

  7. Comment by Devils Dog — April 23, 2009 @ 10:47 am

    That Was Awesome

    Should have been longer though

  8. Comment by Asher — April 23, 2009 @ 7:19 pm

    Okay, that was pretty awesome.

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