The FilmCow Weekly News Address

Great news, everyone! The FilmCow Minecraft Server has been updated to 1.7! I have been planting a lot of gardens and looking at a lot of mesas. So pretty.

Anyway, I bet you wanna know what’s happening at FilmCow this week. WELL! On Monday, something will come out on the Extra Channel. A tutorial perhaps? On Thursday there will be a new Chris Talks.

That’s all for now. Everything that’s been going on is still going on, so I guess … see ya later?


A mesa(ing).


The FilmCow Weekly News Address


First off, gotta apologize for the lack of a vid when I said there would be one. The A/C in the FilmCow office broke, so we were set back a little bit. Florida is not very hospitable to no-A/C conditions. HOWEVER, there will be a new Llamas with Hats coming out on the Main Channel ANY DAY NOW. Try not to poop yourself in excitement!

On Monday, we released our 100th Extra Channel video! It is a particularly good tutorial by Jason, and I suggest you check it out. Thursday, Chris will be bringing you a new Chris Talks.

Other FilmCow news: production on Detective Heart of America continues. The Patreon is still Patreoning. We still have a forum and a Minecraft server. Jason’s working on a million things at once, as am I, except none of mine are FilmCow-related. Chris is doing his podcast with his wife, Jen. Nick is Nick.

That’s all I got for you this week. I hope you’re all doing super.


I’ve been listening to Fugazi a lot lately. Any suggestions?


The FilmCow Weekly News Address

Hey. Sup. I have decided to change up my formatting this week.

Extras Channel
Monday – tutorial
Thursday – Titusville Culture Report

Main Channel
Saturday – cartoon

I spent all day doing yard work. Never get palm trees. They are made of thorns.




The FilmCow Weekly News Address

Hey babies. It’s nice to see ya. I was in PA last week so I missed our little chat. I hope you’re all doing well and are ready to hear what’s going on this week.

Monday, on the Extra Channel, the third and final installment of the Warfare themed builds will be unveiled! It is ridiculous and I love it. On Thursday, prepare yourself for Chris Talks.

Saturday, on the Main Channel, there will be a new sparkly cartoon JUST FOR YOU.

In the “supporting friends of FilmCow and good ideas in general” department, we have GreenRider: the social game for fuel conservation savings by our buddy Chris Jones. It sounds like a really cool idea: using an app, you compete with friends to lower and become more aware of your vehicle’s fuel consumption. Spread the word! It’s not just for hippies and liberals, see, because it saves MONEY as well as resources!


That’s it for this week, pals. Stay excellent.

scuffy (psst … patreon)

The FilmCow Weekly News Address

Heya buddies. How are you doing? I’m alright. The weather has been lovely lately, don’t you agree?

Anyway, this week at FilmCow, expect to see .. something .. on Monday at the Extra Channel. On Thursday, be ready for the latest Chris Talks! In related news, Chris and his wife, Jennifer, have started a podcast appropriately named The Chris and Jen Show and it is available on iTunes. If you like Chris Talks, I am sure you will also like this podcast.

In Main Channel news, a new cartoon is going to be released on Saturday! That means our Patreon patrons can expect a little sumpin-sumpin coming their way.

Let’s keep going with news! This is fun. We filmed a PIVOTAL SCENE for the Detective Heart of America movie this week. By “we,” I mean “Jason and Chris” because “I was passed out in a closet thanks to anti-histamine overdose because of my dust allergies.” Jason and Chris: unbeatable duo. Scuffy: zzzz.

That’s all for this week!


Look, I’m still occasionally playing Pokemon Y, and I don’t care if X is better, shut up.

The FilmCow Weekly News Address

EVERYONE! I have extremely sad news. My Animal Crossing girlfriend, Merry, has moved out of my town. She was the first friend I made when I created the town of Jeepers, and now she’s moved to Jason’s town. She left without telling me beforehand, probably because I had convinced her to stay like 10 times before. WHY MERRY. WHYYYYY

Uh. So. In other news, this week on the Extra Channel , expect a new Scuffcraft on Monday! It will be part 2 of 3 of the Warfare theme. It’s the artsier side of war, I guess. On Thursday, Chris is coming out with a new Titusville Culture Report! Nom nom.

In Patreon news, Jason and Chris recorded a commentary track for Llamas with Hats 5 and Jason and I recorded one for Wizard Horse. They are only available to Patreon subscribers, those lucky peeps.

That’s all for now. I’m going to drown my sorrows in the rest of my chocolate birthday cake. WAIT. I ALREADY ATE IT. WHYYYYYYYYYY



The FilmCow Weekly News Address

WHOA! It’s another Sunday, and I’m here to tell you all the FilmCow haps! Do people really say things like that? Could someone let me know? I’m kind of out of touch.

Anyway, you may have noticed that Jason has launched a Patreon for Main Channel releases. There are some sweet rewards for our patrons, and trust me, every frickin’ dollar helps.

Moving right along … tomorrow the Extra Channel is releasing something mysterious. Maybe it will be a tutorial. Maybe it won’t be. Only the future, and people in the future, will know. Thursday is Chris Talks, with everyone’s buddy, Chris Alex.

Saturday will bring about a Main Channel release. Wow. Very release. Much FilmCow.

Annnnnnd that’s all for now. There are a bunch of exciting things in the works for FilmCow, though I am not at liberty to discuss any of them with anyone. Sorry. Just know that we’re thinking of you, and we love you, and we hope you’re doing well.


This is my most recent favorite thing: Princess Jellyfish. It’s on Netflix. It completes me. Team Mayaya 4-eva.


The FilmCow Weekly News Address

Hey buddies! As some of you have noticed, there was a change of plans with the release for Saturday. For various reasons, the video is being pushed back to Thursday. Since it was an extra video anyway, I hope you can forgive us.

Other things happening this week: Monday, on the Extra Channel there will be a new Scuffcraft! The theme was Warfare, and man, there were a lot of entries. So many that I decided to split it into 3 episodes. I hope you enjoy listening to the non-gender-specific tones of my ambiguous voice, because I talk a lot during them.
On Thursday, a new Titusville Culture report will be hitting the tubes! Also, as I mentioned above, there will be a new Main Channel release. SO EXCITING. It will coincide with more exciting news, too! Shhh, Scuffy. You’re getting ahead of yourself.

Filming on the Detective Heart of America movie continues. I wish I had more to report than that, but I don’t. I’ll occasionally bring it up, though, just to ease your minds.

And uh … that’s it? Sure. Time to blast off!



The FilmCow Weekly News Update

Goooooood eeeeeeevening (or whatever time of day it is as you read this). I am here today, as I am every week, to tell you of the goings-on at FilmCow.

On Monday, the Extra Channel is going to have … something … released. Thursday will be a new Chris Talks. Saturday is a SECRET and EXCITING release on the Main Channel. I think you will love it.

In unrelated news, horror claymation creator extraordinaire Lee Hardcastle (who we’re big fans of), has a Kickstarter for his new movie, “Spook Train 3D!” If you’ve never seen his work before, I really recommend it (provided you like graphic claymation gore and disturbing themes). This is not claymation for stupid babies, it’s for tough peeps.


laters, taters.


The FilmCow Weekly News Address

Hey pals. How’s everyone doing? Did you remember to change your stupid clocks if you live in the US? Time has no effect on me, so I don’t bother with that stuff.

This week, Monday’s Extra Channel release will be a tutorial! I hope you learned a lot from the last one. On Thursday, look out for the Titusville Culture Report. It’s gonna getcha.

On Saturday, check out the Main Channel for a new release. I would tell you what it is, but that would imply that I already know.

In other news, Jason and I have been taking turns playing The Stick of Truth. Jason loves South Park, though I do not. The game is amazing, however, as it appeals to both my love of DnD and of mocking everything. It’s a lot of fun. Princess Kenny is the best. I want her to have a game next.




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