Salutations, friendly acquaintances and other personages. Welcome to the web-log post in which I, Scuffington VonSkoofers, release to you information pertinent to the company of FilmCow. Firstly, I must say, you are looking quite well. I hope that it pleases you to know that we at FilmCow will commence Detective Heart of America filming preparation this week.
On Monday, turn your web-browsing machines to the FilmCow Extra Channel so that you may perhaps see Nick’s World of Bugs, unless Jason decides to release something else. On Thursday, the ever-dependable Christopher Alex brings you “Chris Talks.”
Saturday shall surely delight you with a new animation on the main FilmCow Channel. I have seen it and it is divine.
Have a glorious day, etcetera.
With great sincerity and adoration,
Scuffington VonSkoofers, Esq.