Detective Heart of America: The Feature Film Kickstarter

Hey everyone!

I’m pleased to announce the launch of FilmCow’s very first crowdfunding campaign!  We would really like to make a feature-length Detective Heart of America movie (and release it for free on YouTube), and to do that we need your help.

Why a feature-length movie?
Detective Heart of America is all about extremes: the fate of the entire United States is always at risk.  That’s the sort of grandiose plot design that lends itself very well to a feature-length project.  We want to create a movie that is fast-paced, ridiculous, exciting, and that contains the same irreverent and surreal humor that our YouTube audience tunes in for.

Why Detective Heart of America?  Why not one of your animated series?
We don’t want a feature-length project to disrupt our YouTube release schedule.  An animated feature would consume 100% of our time, whereas this project will allow us to continue delivering semi-weekly videos and animations to our YouTube channel uninterrupted.  Also, we really really like this series and the potential it has to be a super fun movie.

What will the movie be about?
A nefarious criminal has used his tremendous stockpile of stolen wealth to purchase all of the United States’ debt, making him a majority owner of America.  His first act as owner is to pass a new amendment that annuls the Constitution, retroactively revoking the United States’ status as a country.  Suddenly the USA officially does not, and never has, existed.  How will Heart of America deal with the death of his beloved homeland?  Will he have the strength to continue fighting the good fight now that everything he knows and cares for is gone?

You can find out more information on our Kickstarter page.  We have 30 days to reach our goal and save America, forever.  You can help FilmCow make this project a reality and get some cool stuff in return!

I LOVE YOU.

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8 Responses to “ “Detective Heart of America: The Feature Film Kickstarter”

  1. Blade says:

    There must be a Titusville culture report cameo.

  2. Blade says:

    Also, congratulations! You made nearly half of your goal in the first day.

  3. Cruz says:

    As much as I love the nonsense of the series, is the movie seriously going to be an hour and a half of repeating the words “America” “dick in a sandwich” and “stupid fucking baby”? I feel like you have more potential, Jason

  4. Rilly says:

    Hey, congrats you reached your goal over 18,000.

  5. chris says:

    hey guys, high five’s all around, i backed it 🙂 $5, but at least i tried