The FilmCow Weekly News Address

Greetings, hale and hearty travelers! Welcome to the FilmCow Weekly News Tavern. My name is Scuffy, and I am here to assist you in any way I can. May I offer you some fine wares?

Perhaps you would be interested in the Extras Channel? On Monday, the next episode of Scuffcraft will be available. Thursday will grace you with the latest Titusville Culture Report.

On Saturday, you are welcome to sample an animated musical delight on our main channel. It is sure to titillate your senses.

Enough chatter. Now, onto adventure!


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2 Responses to “ “The FilmCow Weekly News Address”

  1. n0cDk3y says:

    Titusville should be paying you bajillions of dollars for all the free and unbiased publicity they’re getting.

    • Spoonbeef says:

      It may be undetectable to the untrained eye… but there are loads of hints as to what Chris Alex actually thinks of Titusville… look closely at whatever hasnt been said in the video’s. It’s right there. It’s called snarky sarcasm Chris… you can not hate on my hometown Christopher Columbus!!!! Americerrrr