Detective Heart of America

The true heart of America is an eagle named Heart of America, and he’s fighting for your freedoms and justices.




10 Responses to “ “Detective Heart of America”

  1. ThatOneChick says:

    … I just watched Pinnochio fight a Bald Eagle with a silly name. What is my life right now.

  2. LOLephant In The Room says:

    I’m really not sure where to start…

  3. Tony Fuckin' Stark says:

    When a man loves a woman very, very much, puts his dick in the sandwich the woman made for him.

  4. Dibbles says:

    This is the best ever commentary on American foreign relations

  5. Adam Stewart says:

    lol XD

  6. Linesman says:

    You guys keep raising the bar for “the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen”. Hats off, cinema bovines.

  7. that guy says:

    Loving it. One of my favorite live actions youve done. Please make a series of this!!

  8. Duke_Icoris says:

    I think we need a Detective Heart of America and The Cloak crossover. They’d be fighting Puppet officials put in place by the Communists.

  9. Arch Nemeses: Detective Heart of America vs. Detective Mittens. It would result in hilarity and many carcasses.

  10. Plainview says:

    Already one of my favourites, totally awesome!

    Also what’s the music that starts on the second minute? Please tell me!